User:Skyler

YOU WERE NOT THERE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE INTERVIEW! This article contains material that may cause you to start screaming.

I like fucking cats mmmmmmmmm the thought of it makes my mouth water...Huh ADHD? What's that. What is it some kind of a sandwich? I like sandwiches! Whenever I go to Subway I get a turkey and American cheese sandwich with wheat bread. Nothing more cuz they have gross mustard and mayo will go bad so I can't bring it to school for lunch the next day. I hate school lunches so I bring my lunch. School lunch is so gross! This one time I swear I saw my friends spagetthi move! No really! Sometimes, if noodles aren't killed properly before served, they can move around. You have to cut off the head and then remove the leader of the box of noodles. It's very important to do that or it organizes attack! I heard of a woman just last week that was eatin' some pasta and suddenly it attacked out of nowhere. They managed to save her but she'll never be the same...

I'm not REALLY that bad! I did that on purpo--Hey it's a kitty!!