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Travis Kirsten (the wrestler)[edit | edit source]

Story of a young hearted boy from a small school who would show the world what he's "got"

Hes got soooo many skills up in his hizzle...its like mad wow...his record is 0-12 and he lost to a mentally handicapped (Deaf) kid. This kid was 0-32 and it looked like there was no hope for him, (just like the lions letting the rams get a win.)

I can still hear the words the deaf kid "tried" to say

"hhime...ghohinghh...to kichhh yoour..aahhhs" <-- LOLOLOLOL

And yet travis with his big head is like "yeah ok"

so they wrestle and travis gets him down in a pin and he goes "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GET OOOOWWWWNNNEED OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH" and he runs around the mat in a skip of glory. The next round the deaf kid pins him in 5 seconds and then 4.3 seconds in the 3rd round. Everyone was laughing at travis for having a big head and losing to a deaf kid...... If the deaf kid could speak...he would have said

"wheres your oh now?" (says while t-bagging)