User:Simsmagic

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Hello.

This page is all about me.

Of course, you probably can't read this page.

Well that just sucks for you now doesn't it?

Now, go away.

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This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! A bachelor can go fishing anytime, until he gets hooked. Help!

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This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
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