User:Simonjordon

All the latest from everyone's favourite football chairman...

Simon jordan (Tangoman) is the chairman of crystal palace and is hated by all other football clubs chaimans.

he once said "I think they are disingenuous. The ethics with which they do business, I don't appreciate. I have had enough dealings with them to be able to have that view. "Am I surprised? They sell dildos for a living. That gives you a judgement on what they may or may not be." Crystal Palace chairman Simon Jordan on Birmingham owners David Sullivan and David Gold.

Some great qoutes by the legend

On Birmigham being in danger of relegation…"I think in life you get what you deserve. "Despite my distaste for the owners, I don't wish any club bad luck. If Birmingham go down, am I going to shed a tear? No. Because the best thing about Birmingham is the road out. "The reality is that if they go down, they deserve to go down."

On Arsenal chairman David Dein…"David Dein is the kind of person who will do you favours that you just don't want." "Every time I see David Dein at a social event he has got a player for me who has probably got one leg and he will do me a favour by letting me have him for twice the price."

On other chairmen… "I see other club's chairmen as the enemy. "I want to go in there and beat them up. Some of them like Sullivan I would like to do that to."

'On former Palace manager Steve Bruce…'

"I have no problems with Steve Bruce, I like him a lot. I just have an issue with the imbeciles he works for."

Jokes on this great legend

“don’t mess with me or I’ll make you cry”