User:Sillierrabbit/UnNews:Swedish judge orders Assange jailed until he stops telling the truth

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NAME OF CITY, Name of state, province, or country -- Swedish judge <insert name> has urged that Julian Assange be kept behind bars until he ceases the reckless distribution of true stories. Cautioning that a true story can spread like wildfire, consuming governments and the military in its wake, he delivered a stern warning to the accused to stop.


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