User:Silent Penguin/welcome/2
Welcome To Uncyclopedia[edit | edit source]
- Agency:Uncyclopedia.
- Spy file number:111
- Mission File Number:1111.11
{{{1}}}, Silent Penguin/welcome/2, your mission should you choose to accept it is to edit uncyclopedia with the aim of improving the utter rubbish found within its server hard drive, the data found here has been destroyed by IP addresses across the world, You must re-infuse uncyclopedia with humour or humor, depending where your from. A detailed mission statement can be found Here. Here is a guide to how to mingle with the crowds, and go unnoticed. On your mission use these tools to help you out of any situation:
- About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
- Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask
- Help Centre - if you need help with a specific issue.
- If you have any problems that cannot be answered by the above resources the ask in the Board room.
Should you come into any unexpected problems please contact me immediately via my talk page. If our lines become cut you will have to rely on your survival training.
Your Better, Sir Silent Penguin 
"your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete {{{1}}}