User:Shatner's Bassoon

Shatner's Bassoon is the area of the brain which controls how you perceive time. It is also the name of a moron who edits Uncyclopedia. He is responsible, at least in part, for the following atrocities:

• Italics
• Lists that only include one item
• The Franco-Prussian War
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