User:Shabidoo/Times New Roman
The appearance of words are just as important as the words that you choose. When you write a business report, do you try to infuse it with your own sense of individuality? Of course not, work is not the place for revealing your own character. When you write your wedding invitations you can make them in a pontsy cursive font. In the mean time, you have work to do. Your proposal could be perfect, it could even be truly impressive...career changing. If you did, however forget to do one thing, you might be in trouble and no one will even know why. It's because you didn't choose Times New Roman.
Times New Roman as a font has a long and mysterious history. Times was the first font to be loaded onto a computer memory bank. The Roman font took a little longer as it wasn't invented until quite recently. New as a font has a rather recent history and has had much less time to establish its independent style.
There was a time when microsoft didn't dictate to the world which font would become the standard font that all good workers and thus all conformists should use. They experimented with Times Roman, an amalgamation with the two fonts. Times, a font created mostly by chronologists used the time mainly in digit clock interfaces, internal date recording and a now discredited american newspaper. Roman was a strong regal font developed to show brute force, confidence and the slight aura of someone who attends night long dirty parties and visits a vomitorium once in a while.
Miscosoft knew that this would be the two perfect fonts to mix together. When they added the two fonts into the font-o-roma mixer device, the computer screen printed out a font that would revolutionise the world. "We were so shocked" said now dead Steve Forbs. "When you added the practicality of times to the charismatic Roman you were left with a font that no one would dislike. When Microsoft took credit for the font, that was when I knew I had to start Apple computers and change things".
Indeed Steve Forbs inented a new font, a font so completely different from Times Roman that the mere sight of it would make you hic-up.