User:Shabidoo/Mikey and Bible Class

Ms. Smiggybubble: Sarah could you tell us about a section of the bible that has given you inspiration?

Sarah: Yes mam. It's from Psalms 26. Could I read it out loud Ms. Smiggybubble?

Ms. Smiggybubble: Of course Sarah. Please.

Sarah: LORD, I love the house where you live, the place where your glory dwells.

Ms. Smiggybubble: That isn't the entire Psalm?

Sarah: No Ms. Smiggybubble, while the whole Psalm is beautiful ... this part is ... for me ... the most beautiful. So I hope you'll forgive me (giggles) for the abridgement.

(the whole class but Mike giggles)

Ms. Smiggybubble: Oh Sarah ... you are one of Satan's little helpers.

(the whole class giggles)

Sarah: (almost crying) What do you mean?

Ms. Smiggybubble: Oh my sweet child ... don't cry ... that is what we call an alegory.

Donald: Ms. Smiggybubble ... whats an alemegory?

Ms. Smiggybubble: Why my sweet child ... it's when you say one word ... but it means something else.

Sarah: So I am not one of satan's helpers Ms. Smiggybubble?

Ms. Smiggybubble: Of course not ... none of you are (while taking a quick look at Mikey in the corner). Now ... hmm ... Randy ... why don't you tell us your passage ...

Mikey: Hey ... hey ... Ms. Smiggybubble (waving his hands)

Ms. Smiggybubble: Have you prepared one Randy?

Mikey: Ms. Smiggybubble ... you forgot me (waving his hands really high).

Ms. Smiggybubble: Randy?

(Randy looks around the room uncomfortably)

Mikey: Can I Ms. Smiggybubble (he gets up and goes to the front).

Randy: Umm ... no ... but I could read a passage randomly.

Ms. Smiggybubble: That's also a good idea ... for the moment.

Mikey: (Had walked to the front of the class with his bible open) I prepared two this week Ms. Smiggybubble (eager to read).