User:Sejanus\St Ides Abbey

St. Ides Abbey

(Coat of Arms)
Motto: Every Man For Himself
Proclaimed by Letters Patent	Saturday May 6 2006
Priories	Chadsonbury St. Gamblor St. Mark the God-Botherer
Located in	Abbey-Duchy of St Ides
Abbot	Sejanus
Prior	Drusus
Court	Court of the Abbey-Duchy
Official language	English
Currency	Either one of these, depending on which one is more worth: Dollar Soul
Religion	Church of Uncyclopedia

St Ides Abbey is a grand monastic building that houses the Order of St Ides, an Order of the Church of Uncyclopedia. Dedicated to St. Ides (Patron Saint of Malt Liquor), the Order is headed by the Abbot Sejanus.

History

The Order was founded under the patronage of the Privy Council on May 6 2006, when Brother Sejanus achieved Enlightenment The most significant vision he Saw was that money can in fact, buy Happiness. To this end, he swiftly hoodwinked the Privy Council of Uncyclopedia to allow him a Abbey-Duchy and several members of the Nobility to get

1. Money
2. Land
3. The town of New Chadsonbury

By nightfall all three of the targets had been achieved and, following a quick Pact with Satan, the new Abbot turned around to see a Palace/Abbey fully constructed, the new pain smell not even there. Looking out from the high tower, Sejanus could now survey his lands and sit back and await the massive feudal dues that he was about to enforce.

Organisation

Title	Name
Prior of St Ides	Prior Drusus
Prior of Chadsonbury	Prioress Livilla
Prior of St Gamblor	Prior Phaedrus
Prior of St Mark the God-Botherer	None
Sacrist	None
Circuitor	None
Cellarer	None
Chamberlain	None
Kitchener	Prioress Apicata
Guest-Master	None
Chancellor of the Duchy of St Ides	None
Prior-Marshal of St Ides	Brother Conformity101

Within weeks, hundreds of new Monks had flocked to the Abbey. Sejanus now had the military force he needed to defend his new Duchy Palatine, although many of the Monks were sent off to the Priory of Chadsonbury, to pray for his soul (ie trying to take it back from Satan). The Court of the Abbey-Duchy of St Ides is the only combined Ecclesiastic-Civil Court in Uncyclopedia and has jurisdiction only in the User:Sejanus\St Ides Abbey\* pages. Not that that means it won't try to do something about that. The Abbot of St Ides is assisted by many officals listed to the left.