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==============ABOUT THE AUTHOR===============[edit | edit source]
-Born: Texas
-Died: only on the inside when he left Texas
1 Early life
1.1 Born in Hospital 1.2 Self-Education 1.3 Revolutionary
2 The victorious generalism
2.1 The "whiff" ending baseball career 2.2 The High School campaign of 90-93 2.3 The Undergraduate expedition of 93-96 2.4 Non-exile to Colorado 2.5 Second undergraduate expedition of 97-98
3 Ruler of Florida
3.1 The coup of "The U" 3.2 The First Classes 3.3 A not so romantic interlude 3.4 Emperor 3.5 The War of South Beach (against daylight hours) 3.6 Invasion of Credit Cards 3.7 The War of the Bar Exam (a/k/a Cruelty of the Obsolete) 3.8 He was never exiled. That was patently untrue.
4 I repeat. Never exiled. yet.
5 Marriage and children
5.1 What a looker! 5.2 Parental pressure for remake into Grandparents. 5.3 The next chapter (future additions?)
6 --Section omitted by author--
7 Legacy
8 Misconceptions about Sealion's height
8.1 Aquatic creatures measured by length.
9 See also
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon for original content
10 References
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