User:Scofield/UnScripts:HEX'D
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A guy is working at a loan office. An old hag approaches him
- Guy- Hello, miss. What can I do for you?
- Hag- Oooommbadallahyrodaman (I need an extension for my home loan)
- Guy- I'm sorry, I don't quite understand.....
- Hag- Ooomabewjhvoiuheaorgf (I need an extension for my home loan, you idiot!)
- Guy- I'm sorry, but I don't speak Gypsy.
- Hag- JaaaaaaciifwhOG!!! (YOU DARE INSULT MY COMMUNITY! YOU'RE MINE!!!!)
- The Hag lunges at him
- Guy- Getting up from his desk. Hey, hey, hey! Relax, lady! Security guards grab the hag
- Guards- Yes, young lady! Relax!
- Hag- To the guards gzechcoslovakianshhs! guyyi hdgagsg ki poot! (I'm not young! I'm 89, for Christ's sake!) To the guy Ho shyyinah! I graffinosi lkui hs acrzy chitb, bona ho shyyinah! (You shamed me! I attacked you like a crazy bitch, and you shamed me!) Gets dragged out by the guards.
- Guy- God, who the fuck was that woman?
- Boss- (arriving at the scene) Just some overtly touchy Gypsy, Chris
Brown. They get so pissed when you tell them you can't understand their language. - Chris- Jesus Christ, that old woman tried to kill me!
- Boss- Yeah, well don't worry. You'll be fine now that she's gone.
- Narrator- So, Chris lives to fight another day! Or does he??!!!
- Guy- What the hell was that? Did you hear something, boss?
- Boss- Yeah...that was weird.