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BREAKING NEWS **An Event**[edit | edit source]
An event occurred somewhere in the world today that will effect people.
This event occurred as a result either of a combination of events that
occurred at other points in the past, or of one single event that happened
some time ago.
It happened in a place somewhere in the world, and involved many, or not very
many important people. The person, people, or group responsible for
letting or making this happen has yet to comment. It has either finished
or will continue for an unspecified period of time.
Already many important looking people wearing ties have been seen talking
about it on television while looking slightly serious.
A Person With An important opinion says something[edit | edit source]
A person that some other people say is an expert in something relevant to this said something about it that is maybe important. However this person was not directly involved with either making this event happen or preventing it.
Despite all this, this person seems to know a lot about the event.
As a direct result of living in a dynamic universe that follows a
linear path through time, Newtonian physics tells us that events can be perceived to follow one another, sometimes even as a direct result of each other. Through observation we can ascertain how these events are connected. That's what's happening here."
An Expert[edit | edit source]
This expert spoke at a gathering of people that happened as a direct result of
the event. This gathering involved lots of people talking about The
Event. Some of them were Experts in their particular fields and
agreed with the first expert. Others expressed a similar
opinion but in a different way. Some experts disagreed with
this.
However most of them probably agree: something has happened.
One issue that dominated discussion was the prospect of other, similar or even, different events happening at some unspecified point in the future, perhaps as a result of this event.
To tackle a growing feeling of some sort of unspecificed emotion, an employee of some publically funded central government organisation made this statement:
"Future events are not something that we are going to rule out."
An employee of some publically funded central government organisation
Other Less Significant People React[edit | edit source]
The news of this event has divided the people affected by it, yet at the same time brought them together. There is a sense that they are all affected by it. Even people with an increased geographical distance from the event have also been affected by it. Other countries, some as far away as it is possible to get on the surface of the earth without coming back on yourself have also be affected. The amount they are affected might be seen to diminish proportionally to their distance, but this not the case. In fact their reaction has been just the same as everywhere else. This is something some people have remarked upon as being noteworthy. Of the many statements made by people, one seems to sum up the experiences of most people:
'Things haven't been the same around here since that thing happened, and yet life is going on as normal''
Said one person, geographically near to the event. '
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