User:Samsalabim
Allright.
To make ONE THING VERY CLEAR: I'm the best.
SAMSALABIM HERZBERG- von BRUCKELHEIM[edit | edit source]
Ok, as a begin we start with talking about me. Thats right, me. I am a very hot emu loving vulture and i live in the Netherlands. As you should have noticed, i am no longer a noob and my article DOES NOT deserves to be bombarded by an internet-troll.
Before you start to reed this, you must now that with every word you are reading god kills a kitten. Don't think you can stop this maddnes by reading all kittens dead because if god runs out of kittens, he will use your mom. So if you ever want to see her again, you better just reed just half of this. Have fun!
Anyway some cerial information about me:
- Age :...........None of your buisennes
- Hobby's :......None of your buisennes.
- Livingplace :..None of your buisennes.
- Opinion :.......None of your buisennes.
- Number of gfds :153
- Religion :.......None of your buisennes.
- ... :................None of your buisennes.
Content[edit | edit source]
- 1 My bloody family
- 2 My bloody cat
- 3 My country
- 4 My ass
- 5 My votes
My bloody family[edit | edit source]
As most people i have parents. I have a mom and a dad. That's what parents are. A mom and a dad. Because a mom and a dad are parents. Like when you come out from school and you say; hi mom, hi dad. Never mind. To begin with my mom, it isn't your mom. She is not a slut or a bitch or a lazy elephant, like yours. Ok, she has her strange bits but that is not her fault. Actually its my fault. Thats a long story though. No, i don't have a picture of her.
Then there is my dad. He also has his strange parts...and thats not even my fault. Anyway, even blingbling niggas have there good things.
My sister is the only one in the family that is normal, except for 80% of her. She is a hippy kind of thing (you know new age, meditation, cat) (20%), she lives in England (40%) and she doesn't like milk, AND DOES LIKE SOYAMILK!!! (20%). Rest of her is pretty normal though.
Last but not least, my bro.
No bitch is more of a nigga than he is.
I am super serial, you don't mess around with him.
My bloody cat[edit | edit source]
As you might have noticed i kinda like kittycats. Weve got a kitten wich is appart from pussy's my favorite kitty. Not to get it to gore here, lets talk about him. He is black (it isn't that i have anything against whiteys but that really makes him a far better person) hairy and always relaxed. He is on harddrugs, but he uses it well and is sober half the time. Furthermore, he shits in te garden of the neighbours, he loves to catch anything smaller than a mouse (he is scared of anything bigger) and he always wears the right clothes.