User:Samalot

Known to compulsively vote Labour, Samalot has recently been heckling Liberal Democrats on their diluted political views and the fact that they do not posses spines or testes (something that makes breeding very difficult for such a timid race).

The tamed Samalot is adapt at using basic computer facilities, but after nearly being assimilated by Windows XP (resistance is futile!) it has tried to keep away from technology. It can use computers, but doesn't have a flipping clue how to do anything past caps lock really...