User:Saintjimmy777/White Zombie
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White Zombie was a famous orchestra formed in LA, California. Founded by founding founder Bob Zombie, the orchestra toured North America, gaining great fame with such hits as "Thunderdick 69', "White Moonlight", and "More Human than Newman.
Conversion to Band[edit | edit source]
While touring, the orchestra was decided to be too large by Zombie, who felt that the rest of the orchestra was drawing too much attention away from himself. He promptly disemboweled the least talented ones and replaced them with Lucy Fur, Satan Kitty, and a random homeless guy named Frank. White Zombie the orchestra was now White Zombie the band. Again, they toured the countryside and invented a style known as "Anal Pop", which is basically pop music with disturbing lyrics and/or album covers.
Too Big Again[edit | edit source]
Again, Bob Zombie saw the group as too large and too distracting for his creative juices to flow. Therefore, after recording their hit "Rat Piss, Suicide Skanks, and Cannibal Squirrels", Zombie killed, cooked, and ate his band mates. He, with creative juices flowing from his asshole, then became known as "Rob Zombie", and went on to record such hits as "Fagula", "Superfeast", "Feel so Dumb", and "Demon Peeing".
Discography[edit | edit source]
Here are the two albums that White Zombie released in their short time together.
La Mexicorcisto: Devil Tune Vol. 666[edit | edit source]
This was White Zombie's breakthrough album.
Track Listing:
1. Welcome to Planet Uncle Fucker/ Dike-o-holic Fag
2. Fuckle Duster
3. Thunderdick 69'
4. White Moonlight (w/ Frank Sinatra)
5. Soul-Fucker
6. Cosmic Molesters Inc.
7. Fighter Baby
8. I Am Not Legend
9. Fuckle Duster 2
10. Push!
11. One Big Lunch
12. Carp Asylum
Asshole Peep 3000: Songs of Fucking, Blowing Shit Up, and Other made up shit with the Electric Blowhole[edit | edit source]
This was White Zombie's second album. It was neat.
Track Listing:
1. Electric Blowhole Pt.1 (The Shit Times)
2. Super-Barber Seven
3. Make-Believe Holocaust #6
4. Creature of the Seal
5. Electric Blowhole Pt.2 (The Good Times)
6. Greasy Prick and Monkey Graves
7. I, Abercrombie
8. More Human Than Newman
9. Los Ghosto and the Chicken Dick Explode-o-rama!!!
10. Cure the Lectric Cellar
11. Pus, Semen, and Urine