User:SadisticWolf/Gender Wars: Hoes Vs. Bros
Since the beginning of time, we, as people with nothing better to do, have strived to answer many of life's greatest questions: why are we here, how was the universe created, what time is it in Bolivia right now - but above all, the ultimate question: men or women: which is better?
“As a woman, that's totally something I care about, being a woman, with a lovely feminine vagina.”
“Women can leave the kitchen now?”
Round 1: Physical Attributes[edit | edit source]
Through vast amounts of epic scientific research, scientists have concluded that men have penises, while women usually have vaginas. As is always the case with scientific research, more is better, so men would win in this scenario. However, scientists (whilst looking for an alternate fuel for cars) discovered that vaginas are sexier, and it's not the amount that counts, it's how you use it, so women win.
VICTORY: WOMEN