User:Sacul44

How to Deal With a Grue

The Grue crossing signs proved an effective way to prepare drivers for an encounter.Die. NOTE: Never try to fight the grue.Scream and die. Scream, struggle, and die. Scream, struggle, shit yourself, and die. Scream, run, and call for a Terminator. That's the only thing Grues fear (along with Chuck Norris) Scream, run, struggle, shit yourself, and die. Scream, run, struggle, shit yourself, look at a picture of Michael Jackson, and die. Scream, run, struggle, shit yourself, listen to any emo song, look at a picture of Michael Jackson, and die. Scream, run, struggle, shit yourself, listen to any emo song, look at a picture of Michael Jackson, pay your taxes, and die. Recite every line of Moby Dick in Italian. Grues love the Italian language, so this will subdue them for a while. This will extend your life about 8 hours, until you finish the book.

In Soviet Russia, GrueBox plays YOU!Sing one of Michael Bolton's classic songs. Grues hate Michael Bolton. Of course they will still eat you, but you can have the satisfaction of having irritated a Grue.

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