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well this Proves My Name -- SSA -- i am doing things ass Backwards -- now off to Read the Guide

Most aspects of the Life, Existence being a complete SSA are illDefined.

There are a couple of important pieces to note in this manifesto rambling

  • "SSA is a Complete ________ who enjoys looking at this world thru rose color broken glasses."
  • "this SSA has enjoyed the humourous ways that these Good Uncyclopedian have dedicated their lives Time looking and reporting their observations to their fellow travlers"
Humor and sarcasm is enjoyed. i grew up on the writings of the late great artist such as Art Buchwald, walt kelly and jean Shepard, and are now looking forward towards reading the works of this next generation of humorists.
  • "funny vs stupid"
Stupid is what we are every day. :Funny is the way we look back at ourself every day.

we enjoy parody. Parody makes us laugh. these Good Uncyclopedian can make people laugh. Laugh so hard they have to wipe the tear from their eyes.

i will try to be a Good Uncyclopedian. Good Behavior.

ME[edit | edit source]

A critter, very possibly not a very smart critter, and very possibly a very very small critter daydreaming about being a fantasticly smart egghead type critter dreaming about being a completlyDifferntCritter fantasizing about being an imagiaryCritter dreaming about inventing ME.

 sporked from striker123


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Family Tree[edit | edit source]

  • Father -- came from Sedan Ajaccio, France
  • Brothers -- HalfAss, DumbAss
  • Sisters -- PrettyAss, SissyAss
    dashing isn't she?
  • Mother -- Left 6 months before i was born

News -- 2010 U.S. Current Politics[edit | edit source]

Candidate member of WWII re-enactment troop.

Candidate rejects criticism of Nazi uniform:

  • Candidate rejects criticism of Nazi uniform

SumWhere, OHIO - A congressional candidate rejected criticism from a House Leader Monday, saying that he did nothing wrong by wearing a Nazi uniform while participating in World War II re-enactments.

dcx said that he took part in the historical re-enactments to educate the public.

Asked whether it was wrong to wear a Nazi uniform, cdx said: "I don't see anything wrong about educating the public about events that happened. And that's the whole purpose of historical re-enacting." cdx faces incumbent Rep. Marcy Kaptur in northwest Ohio in the November election.

The Atlantic magazine first reported Friday that cdx had participated in the re-enactments.

cdx said Monday that he was in a re-enactment group for three or four years - though he thought his name remained on the group's roster for longer. He said he and his then-teenage son had joined as a part of a shared interest in history.

The GrupenFuher Montgeron, on Sunday said he repudiates cdx's actions and would not support someone who would dress in Nazi attire. His remarks on "Faux News Sunday" came after cited Iott as an example of GOP candidates with extreme views.

"You know good and well that I don't support anything like that," said Cantor, who is Jewish.

Iott said Cantor had no information or background about his re-enacting.

"What Cantor did is exactly the illustration of why people are disgusted with politicians," cdx said. "He made comments and took a position that was good for him at the time, regardless of whether it was good for anyone else or good for the voters."

F.O.R.D. -- Found On Road Dead[edit | edit source]

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