User:Risviltsov/I PUSHED AND PUSHED

I ATE LIKE 6 POUNDS OF MACARONI AND CHEESE WHICH I MADE FROM SCRATCH AND I HAD TO REALLY USE THE BATHROOM THREE HOURS AFTER EATING IT ALL.

I PUSHED AND PUSHED AND I TRIED SO HARD TO SHIT AND MY FAT ASS COULDN'T SHIT
SO I WATCHED SOME YOUTUBE VIDEOS AND TRIED IT AGAIN
I PUSHED AND PUSHED AND NOTHING CAME OUT
SO I LOOKED UP SOME PORN AND TRIED IT AGAIN
I PUSHED AND PUSHED AND NOTHING CAME OUT
SO I TICKLED MY ANUS AND TRIED IT AGAIN
I PUSHED AND PUSHED AND NOTHING CAME OUT
SO I LICKED MY FINGER AND TRIED IT AGAIN
I PUSHED AND PUSHED AND... SOMETHING CAME OUT
BUT IT WAS SMALL AND I STILL HAD TO SHIT
SO I PUSHED AND PUSHED AND TRIED IT AGAIN
BUT NOTHING CAME OUT EXCEPT FOR THE BLOOD
SO I BEGAN WRITING THIS ARTICLE AND TRIED IT AGAIN
I PUSHED AND PUSHED AND NOTHING CAME OUT
SO I BEGAN JACKING OFF AND TRIED IT AGAIN
I PUSHED AND PUSHED AND... SOMETHING CAME OUT
BUT ONLY JUST A LITTLE BIT AND I STILL HAD TO SHIT
SO I PUSHED AND PUSHED AND IT ALL CAME OUT
INCLUDING MY ORGANS AND IT WAS MESSY
I PUSHED AND PUSHED AND EVEN MORE CAME OUT
NOW I'M STUCK TO THIS TOILET AND IT'S NOT REALLY FUN
SO I PUSHED AND PUSHED AND THE FUCKERS ARE AT THE DOOR
SOME RANDOM OLD PERSON COUGHED ON ME
SO I PUSHED AND PUSHED AND MY ASS WAS STILL IN
BUT I STARTED A COUGH AND THEN DEVELOPED A FEVER
I PUSHED AND PUSHED AND MY ASS WAS STILL IN
NOW I HAD TROUBLE BREATHING AND SURELY THE END WAS NEAR
SO I PUSHED AND PUSHED AND