User:Reeper
Reeper rox my sox out of a box. Reeper is official the founder of the homosexual African American parade.
HAIL HIM, AND ONLY HIM. THERE IS NO REEPER BUT THOU.
"I, Reeper, have decided to let that comment live since I found it humorous. But let it be known that I am straight! Those gay people need some help ya know." -Reeper, the almighty and supreme.
Reeper and Religion[edit | edit source]
As seen, the Reeper is not against homosexuality, like so many other of your "gods". Showing that Reeper is the true god, accepting of all man kind, no matter their sexual preferences.
The origins of Reeper have yet to be revealed to man kind, but certain humans have their opinions on where He may have originated from.
"I think that it would be best to keep my identity anonymous, merely because I would not want fellow Reeper-followers to hate me for my opinions. It is my belief that the Almighty Reeper was born and raised in Philadelphia, on his ass he spent most of his days. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool. And all shooting some god-ball outside of the church. When a couple of humans said were up to no good. Started making trouble in my world. I banned one little person from life and my mom got scared. And said you're moving with your aunte and uncle in Bel-Air, and so the story goes" -James Adler.
All people with opinions such as these have been killed within 24 hours of announcing their opinions. Just goes to show you, you DO NOT, under any circumstances, mess with the Reeper.
Reeper Facts[edit | edit source]
"I, Reeper, command all you noobs to keep it clean and humorous. And leave your names so I know who'll congratulate and who will be tortured. Not all of these may be true."
He has a natural affinity with nature, which hereby allows him to speak the almighty truth. He was noted to have said, "He [Mortysteve] and Cpt. Curtis are always getting into arguments on who would rather screw either of them. I heard he's winning :S," which would later become the slogan for Mortysteve's Presidential Campaign. (It also made me LOL inside.)
Reeper should quit looking at pictures of jailbait.
Thought technically, for him it is not really jailbait since he isn't over the legal age. ;]
Reaper has a nice piece of ass! and that sticky white stuff coming out of he is sour cause he drinks too much milk!
Reeper is a HUGE fan of Homosexuality! He told me so last night! And his ass is well....goddamn
Reeper owes Craneses rep on the forums.