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... that in order to complete the video game World of Warcraft, over one cubic mile of animals must be clicked?
... that telling someone you masturbated to their Facebook picture is frowned upon in society?
... that the world will beat a path to your door if you build a better Mousetrap?
... that, because of Anonymous' credibility, he has become a frequent source of information for news articles?
... that Stan Lee originally conceived the X-Men as a group of post-op transgenders?
... about Alliteration articulating an artistic approach aimed at annotating and arranging alphabetic accouterments as alarmingly asinine alignments?
... that when a grizzly bear becomes excited sexually it is known as a jizzly bear?
... that my mom's name is also Martha?
... that creating an account comes with a 50% higher chance of leaving of Uncycloland alive?
... that the Red Baron, in addition to being the deadliest ace fighter pilot of World War I, traveled through time?
... that Osama bin Laden is actually alive and well and hiding in your closet?
... that in Baltimore, Maryland, it is a violation of statute to dress up as a clown and to make fun balloon animals to give to children and molest them with?
... that since haste makes waste, and slow and steady wins the race, it follows that everybody who loses a race must therefore be charged with littering?
... that the process of dying and coming back to life as a cow is known as reincownation?
... that Jimmy Mozzarella is pissing in your closet?

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