User:Rapitinui

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A psychic's impression of Rapitinui, as told to the inscrutable Dr Dyslexia, in the medium of interpretive dance.

"RAPINUI IS A SUPER STAR. HE LIKE LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH AND ANYTHING THAT IS COVERED IN HAIR. AND VERY BIG RABBITS."

~ Dr Dyslexia on Rapitinui

“REAL TRUE FACTS are distinguished from plain ordinary boring facts by virtue of being bold, beautiful, brilliant lies, and therefore immediately more interesting and entertaining than the tiresome workaday 'reality' of him, or her, or THEM OVER THERE.”

~ Rapitinui on REAL TRUE FACTS

“Who's up for naked twister? I have scented oils.”

~ Rapitinui on Games and Diversions

“Rapitinui? Ah yes, a lovely boy.. very quick with his hands. I remember he kept asking to see the rabbits.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Rapitinui

"Rapitinui is wanted in 324 countries for hardcore buggery of moles. Please inform the FBI if you see him."

~ Press release on Rapitinui

“Yes, yes. He's known for lots of things. Why are you asking me? All I wanted when I called you was a fucking pizza. Company policy? No, I have not heard of your latest advertising campaign. I HAVE NOT. Put me through to your supervisor.”

~ gronkpan on Rapitinui

“At first sight, Rapitinui can be likened to a common all-garden deer. On closer inspection however, you discover that he is actually just eating grass.”

~ Dazz on Rapitinui

“Who is Rapitinui?”

~ Jacob Dyer on Rapitinui

External links

• b3ta.com