User:Random turnip

Hello!

Hi, my name obviously isn't Random turnip, if you were thinking that it was then please search for dickhead and add your name to the list, after creating one.

I do not intend to become a millionair through being funny on this website, not only because it is non-profitable, but because im not funny, just quiete random. So, rater than amuse you with quick and clever whittieness i will astuond you with my sheer idiocy and randomness.

Aparently 15th of March is national Vandalise Uncyclopedia day.