User:RandomFloatingAsteroid

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This is an Asteroid, believe it when you see a real one quite possibly. This is the basis of this pages' creator and the infastructure of the world, without comets and asteroids we would be nowhere today, they have given us great morel support and love us for ourselves.

Stats You'd Love to Know

Here are some brief stats you may be willing to see forth who are on the topical subject of RandomFloatingAsteroid.

• Was born on 15 July 1990
• Shares his birthday with nobody relevant
• Was born in Manchester, Currently living on South Coast
• Doesn't mix well with children
• Has been hapily single for about 15 years and 11 months
• Isn't gay

General Background Information

History

Born into a family of degeneracy and narcotics, RandomFloatingAsteroid's mother was a Cow named 'Daisy' while his father was a blonde haired beastiality convention leader naimed 'Hanz' oh yes, and his other name was Adolf Hitler.

From a young age he knew he was different, with his vocabulary reaching 4 different pitches of moo's at one time. However he fought through, and to this day is happily in education helping people with similar problems to himself, currently the club has 0 members.

Random Knowledge

RandomFloatingAsteroid is one who likes to live life in a large way, if he see's an extrodinary deal on the web, he's willing to take the risk that some evil mastermind behind the conspiracy of the holocaust, is actually in his computer, ready to retrieve any credit card details he gives away, wether that be his parents or any other he has managed to retrieve.

While living life large, he also play's safe, instead of venturing into the real world like most normal sivilised human beings, he spends most of his time, on a computer, exploring new depths with other social retards who's best friend appears to be a Counter Strike bot named 'Frank'.

He also enjoys many extra curiculum activities such as 'sitting on sofa playing playstation' and 'watching bad film with Tom Cruise running about with rocket launcher's and laser beam's'. However this comes under a sub-genre catagory, however we wont delve into these depths until he is in a fit state, which won't be soon.

Contacts

Introduction

RandomFloatingAsteroid does, like most hyper-ventilating metamorphic humans, have means of being contacted, wether it be this program named 'xfire' he recently came to know of, or the paedophiles favourite 'MSN Messenger'.

His 'MSN Messenger' or Microsoft's new and funky name for basically the same gadget only a marketing con to make the new MSN have for more sex appeal... in program terms, besides this information he can be contact by the following means:

Ways Of Contact

• Pigeon Express - if their anything like the movies then you give a postcard to a pigeon and he'll track down the target with his superior sences to us, forget email, these pigeons can track down a target within one microsecond, for all you non scientific geeks out there, thats really fast, faster than your Playstation

• E-mail - RFA is still living in the 1980s, even though this was 10 years before his time, so if you do wish to get to him by email, then you may be in for a lengthy waiting time, needless to say, we give it out anyway, and with MSN's superb spam blocker, he will not need to worry about advertisment guru's spamming his inbox with penis enlarging equipment or viginal thrush control (you can tell the advertisers thought about their audiences). EXTREM1ST@hotmail.co.uk, is the name in which he goes by, however it would probably be a shorter time to go through every single Counter Strike server and find him from that way, and considering he doesn't even play the game much, either way your screwed if you want an answer by dawn.

Hobbies and Interests

Introduction

This is the most typical part of any profile, some halfwit old fool runs a mockery blaming society for the way youth is today, while filling us in on his latest model aircraft he built from wood. However this hobbie area is up-to the minute action. Most of RandomFloatingAsteroid's time is spent on computers desiging the latest in line technology, using Adobe Photoshop, or if a 3d line is required, a simple 3d program like Sketchup.

Hobbies

Some of his main hobbies include: Fencing, Go-Karting, Listening to Music, Beating head with pillow, incest, necrophilia, computing, beastiality, computing, getting kicked in nuts by squirel, Computing, Computing and Computing. Most of his time is devoted to the latest in new technology, and currently he's interested and spending most of his time, searching for a computer which will replace his current 3 year old dell...

Favourite Things of All Time

Usually this department is split into different types of catagories located by different people. Here's a basic agenda to what you look at.

• The Soldier - His movie collection will be made up entirely of army films, and will include any film with Arnie in it, these men are usually hot headed men, and instead of keeping a pistol under their pillow, they contain a Bazooka instead.

• The Soppy Old Bastard - these have films in that emotionaly great films, however in reality to someone who doesn't cry when Bambi's mother dies, their a complete fruitcake, i suppose you could match them on par with an Emo.

• The Hunter - if there's a porn film around, these people quite possibly have known about it, they don't constitue to normal human beings, mainly because they masturbate all day, including when their going for a number 2.

• Sci-Fi Fanatic - things that come under Sci-Fi usually include star wars, star trek, basically anything with star in their name. These films are the geeks favourite and have had more millions put on to the face of it all than Micheal Jackson. If your looking for a movie where there will be guns made from a super compound that shoots red lasers, and you would also get 'Plasma Rifles' unfortunatly Plasma is actually your blood in short terms, so unless you have AIDS you won't be doing much damage.

All this mainly fits under hobbies, however he likes Chocolate a lot, as would most people, and also likes to see young children cry while nicking their ice-cream.

RandomFloatingAsteroid's Oppinions On Politics

Introduction

When you mention Politics, most people become queezy and have extreme nausea. Not this guy, when you mention politics, he's straight in, he can give his views on which president he thinks has the biggest cock on his forehead, which one would be most laughable in baywatch, most perverted politician and many more of these ideas.

Moron-ability

Although most people think their presidents are complete morons, it's nothing compared to his view, he has a hatred for anything that uses your brain in fact, hatred with a passion. You will also never find somebody so willing to grab a bazooka and go rambo in the white house, yes! somebody who hates another countries president more than their own!

The Real Views

Though most people take a slightly extreme approach to politics, as shown above, there is some morel under the corrupt skin, Tony Blair does hold extreme comic values with his cartoonish face, however compared to what we've been shown, Tony Blair seems like a nun. George Bush is more of a retard than a bad president, having pictures taken with him reading a book upside down, looking through binoculars and what-not.

The person in which he does strongly hate, is John Preskot. The fat lard of tubby ice cream won't give it a rest, while holding no strong characteristics he does nothing for the country, but lie, cheat, steal, and beat people up. Throw an egg for charity, see what happens.

Pages Of Interest

Here are some pages, you just might be interested in, i know there's a near remote chance that this will be the case, but have a look, and maybe you might be half interested.

Pages I've Made

RandomFloatingAsteroid puts many hours work into his pages, and therefore likes all of you useless assholes to at least visit the page to acknowledge the fact he's made it. Here is the vast collection of page's that he has made himself.

• PS3 Grill - This was created after he remembered the infamously funny site that is the PS3 Grill site, showing the new PS3 Grill with indepth stats, visit the page for more information.

Pages to Visit in the Near Future

These are pages which have been worthy of a laugh by RandomFloatingAsteroid, it takes great writing technique and calibre to get into this page, and requires basically everything he does not possess.

• Johnny Foreigner's Guide to British Humour - This guy knows how to write and article, and gains my up-most respect, not only does he mange to actually make his stuff funny, but he is writing about how great the British are, go you.

• Your Mum - Blessed upon by the heathens, this page will sure churn up some good laughs, while ripping it out of you and your mum. Because, common, she is a filthy slut.

Disclamer

• This page is subject to extreme changes throught the course of 100 years and we should not be held responsible for any Law Enforcment officials or Civillians you choose to kill after reading this flamnation of a User Profile*