User:Rabidguitarist

Im going to make this quick, because theres a sign above this saying "Pages about you WILL be deleted on sight.", and I dont want to waste loads of my well-earned time writing some complete shit that is going be deleted on sight.

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get your dick out now, because theres some fuckin interesting facts about me coming up.

> My real name is john, who was a biblical porn star. {fact}

> I have an affinity with the animals

> Im a quasi-vegetarian, which means that I only eat dead meat and vegetables.

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ok, pull your trousers up, because heres a picture of a baby, and everyone is going to think you're a paedo now.

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