User:RabbiTechno/Purim5770

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(Note: "5770" refers to the calories you will consume with each meal over the next two days)

You can call them Haman's pockets,
You can call them Haman's hat.
But don't kid yourself...
You're eating human ears, you freak.
(And the police are on their way.)

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