User:Purple moose

Purple moose was an unholy union between Joe Camel and Christian Bale, atfer Bale sliced off his foot for his role in 3:10 to Yuma, Joe ate part of this foot which he found in the desert, several hours later, due to exessive smoking, he vomited up the foot and a small purple moose came out of it, having evolved in the creatures guts. this creature could kick total ass inheriting the ability to shoot hundreds of people all at the same time away using two handguns at once, while smoking exessively to make himself look cool. fuck.

Trivia

• Due to his ability to turn himself 2mm thin and black, the Purple moose spent the first few years of his life as a moose crossing warning sign in norway.

• He can down a Coke in 5 seconds flat.

• Gets his ass kicked by Chuck Norris, but it takes 5 seconds longer than Usual.

• Runs on pure Coke,

• Their isnt too much caffine in his blood system, theirs too much blood in his caffine system.

• Randomly flips out and slices peoples heads off with his huge Antlers.

• The Purple color is created from a mixture of jellyfish cells and radiation.