User:Pure Awsomness
happy hour[edit | edit source]
Happy hour is a time when you can do whatever the hell you want and get away with it (unless your retarded or named Steven) and be happy. =)
history of happy hour[edit | edit source]
Happy hour started around 14th century. It was founded by a man called giblamish who liked to wack off. Everyone has had a happy hour (except for retards and people called Steven) ever since. It has been the most celibrated hour in the history of the world by all families in many ways, as long as you were happy when doing it then no one would care.The more you do it jesus will send you a doller in the year 2100 for each time and if you dont chuck norris will punch a baby in the face do you wont to be a baby killer or do you wont to b e rich you tell me.
100 things to do in happy hour[edit | edit source]
1. The game
2. your sister
3. your girlfriend
4. your mates girlfriend
5. monopoly
6. 2 girls,1 cup
7. eat waffles
8. pet a larma
9. order a pizza
10. run with scizzors
11. have a wtf moment
12. kill a steven
13. kill a retard
14. a goat
15. watch a chicken dance
16. watch grass grow (WTF is wrong with you)
17. rape mexican alpaca
18. get your ass signed by a stripper
19. meat spin www.meatspin.com
20. under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
21. lick a steak knife.
22. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond
23. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"
24. Moo when someone says your name...
25. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...
26. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...
27. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
28. Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
29. masterbate (just pointing out the ovius)
30.
How to tell if there a retarded or have the name Steven...[edit | edit source]
Retards and Stevens are very rarely having happy hour (fucken losers) because it is so hard for them to understand. They have been around for a very long time and they plan to take over happy hour. They have very unusual way to speak, they will say things like “I am the beast”, “nigger stole my waffle”, “Kitties”, “I have the flag” etc... You get the point they are fucked up and should have been killed at Birth. They are usually fat and stupid (like a penguin on a hot day). Remember there not that hard to miss and is classified as an infection and it is called stevotardness.