User:Pugpup1/Dursley

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Dursley
This Dursley exhibits the typical traits of obesity and gluttony
Scientific classification
KingdomPrivet Drive
PhylumLarge-ish
ClassNone
OrderN/A
FamilyOther Dursleys
GenusSwinas
SpeciesS. Dursleia
Specifications
Primary armamentWeight
Power supplyBiomass producer
Health40
Mana0
Strength6
IntelligenceNone to speak of
Weight500+ Lb.
Length(9'5)-(90'5) Ft
Conservation status
Thriving