User:Prophet

Prophet: I'M NOT A REAL PROPHET! IT'S JUST MY NAME! STOP COMING TO MY USER TALK PAGE ASKING ME QUESTIONS ABOUT LIFE! ASK ME ONE MORE QUESTION AND I'LL KILL YOU!!!!

Innocent Bystander: Why don't you just change your name?

[Prophet kills Innocent Bystander]

Noob: OMG Why did you do that!!11

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