User:Projectmayhem666/UnBooks:Diary of a Serial Killer
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“This is my diary, this is my mind, if you should read it, I'LL CUT OUT YOUR FUCKING EYES!”
November 14th 2003[edit | edit source]
I've never written a diary before, I have no-one to share my thoughts and ideas with. They could never grasp my vision anyway, they could never even begin to comprehend my greatness. My name is Eric Clapton and I will bring about justice to this world, I will remove all that is unholy, all that is impure. I will make a better world, I will go down in history. You will all fear me. God, yes God speaks to me, he has chosen me to spread his word and do his bidding, I am the great prophet of our lord. This world will be cleansed.
November 17th 2003[edit | edit source]
Driving along Hollywood Boulevard, this world is full of filth, the lord tells me so, he's my friend my only friend, he's my savior and I will have to do his bidding. He tells me evil must be destroyed and sent to hell, tonight I will kill one of these heathens.