User:Popcornmassacre

About me:
I am actually a really boring person. I never write on Uncyclopedia because I am way too boring.
That was actually a lie. I am a really fun person who likes to hangout on FB and I just love HSM and Twilight.
Hanging out with the girlies on a Friday night is way more fun than wasting my precious time on Uncyclopedia.
It's like - OMG. *rolls eyes*

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Actually, that
stuff above is a big lie,
Fine- minus FB.

As you notice, I like writing in haiku.

Haikus are easy,
No need to make sense,
Refrigerator.