User:Poorsoft/Random Insanity Article of AWSUM!
Verse 1[edit | edit source]
~Nya Rawr~
POOT POOT, MAH DINGLY DANGLY GELDINHUIS FLAGGA BUTT FUTT IS A HOLY INGORANOMATIC SMELT. MOO YAYAYAYA, I HOPE U ENJOY MY CUCUMBER FARM. IT IS TRULY DELICIOUS, AND UR FACE LOOKS LIKE A POTATO STIR FRY. IF I GET FRONT PAGE, ILL CONTINUE DA WRITING OK BABY?
Verse 2[edit | edit source]
n so jaysus n his wife da beutiful mary magellan, rode da horse down 2 jewland so he could walck on wata. secretli da nihte b4, jaysus froze da wata wif his sidekick da horni n cool skux, jack frost. n so da wata turnd in2 ice (liek da meth, onli wata). da nek day, all da ppl crowd arownd jaysus n da sexy mofo mary, n all da dumbass's see dis guy walck on da wata, n dey all amaize.
da nek day, a dude n his sexay gf walck up2 jaysus n asck, 'can u heel mah sis? she dying' jaysus loock at dis guy, n den he says in dat manly touf guy voice, 'Why yes, I can. However, I must take a blood transfusion from the blood of my horse to heal your little sister' da stoopid dude, he thouhte dat jaysus call sis a horse. he abowt 2 punch jaysus, but den da horse kickd him in da leg. HE DEAD. da girl die to, hehe.
da moral of dis stori, do'nt trust jaysus. he bad 4 ur lungs.
Verse 3[edit | edit source]
DA CUMATHON[edit | edit source]
[10:34.16] < gry> ah, the layers thing… some roommates here think that an OS should be in a single language and such layers are inherently slow and illogical
[10:34.16] < gry> ah, the cumming thing… some roommates here think that a sperm-cell should be in a single language and such ejaculations are inherently slow and illogical
[09:23.48] < SG1|Hereish> In other news, I'm going to go ship with my pillow.
[09:23.48] < SG1|Hereish> In other news, I'm going to go hump the Womping Willow.
[08:24.50] < @RAHB> Why do they have to be using tor?
[08:24.50] < @RAHB> Why do they have to be using cum?
[07:46.07] < MangaKaDenza> I
[07:46.08] < MangaKaDenza> just
[07:46.09] < MangaKaDenza> like
[07:46.10] < MangaKaDenza> the
[07:46.13] < MangaKaDenza> taste
[07:46.13] < MangaKaDenza> of
[07:46.14] < MangaKaDenza> blood
[07:46.07] < MangaKaDenza> I
[07:46.08] < MangaKaDenza> just
[07:46.09] < MangaKaDenza> like
[07:46.10] < MangaKaDenza> the
[07:46.13] < MangaKaDenza> taste
[07:46.13] < MangaKaDenza> of
[07:46.14] < MangaKaDenza> cum
Verse 4[edit | edit source]
end den, teh lawrd sed, "let there be faggotry." nd tere waz feggotry. Teh lawdr seiad, let there b bumsex. and there wauz bumsecks.
Verse 5[edit | edit source]
n suddenli, a wild fuck appeerd. oh noes, it gone agan. Do u cunt-in-you? y/n? y rebuting kthx
Verse 6[edit | edit source]
WAT U Sey? SUMBUD SET UZ UP D BOM? MAK YR TIM. ALL YR BAS R BLONG 2 UZ >:).
No but seriously. You should invest in TSLA. Y? Cuz shut the fuck up. Thats why. Kthxbai. But remember. Your penis, need to be in my vagina by 13:03. Or else, the buttworm will pray to Optimus Prime. And then we will all be metaphorically fucked. By. A. Goat.