User:PoorNUnknown/Murder on a budget

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You know how it feels. You've been having money problems, the bills are mounting up, and in these credit crunch times, it's well-nigh impossible to get even a small loan so you can kill someone in style.

Help is at hand! It's possible to commit a perfectly acceptable murder on a tight budget. Here's how:

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