User:PoorNUnknown/Fuckups

(this is under construction --PoorNUnknown 09:53, 13 April 2007 (UTC))

Fuckups are a kind of natural disaster characterised by losers applying quantum mechanical aberration theory in order to absolve themselves of responsibility.

Fuckups are a part of life: some even contend that the number of fuckups in the known universe at any one time is a constant. This is known as Clinton's Law, although a significant school insists on calling it Dubya's Law due to recent events in world history.

The essential defining characteristic of Fuckups is that no cause can be found and it is therefore impossible to apportion responsibility to anyone, ever.

Fuckups occur naturally in large amounts around politicians.