User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/Cracktonhobotalk

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 Hobo Score: 21 Moves: 21


> talk to hobo

The hobo replies by killing you.


*** You've been h4xx0rd ***


Would you like to degender hideous, degender a sanctified muff, or degender this muff of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):