User:Pireninja
"Thats good kitten" ~ Pireninja on the free kitten he got on graduating Uncyclopedia university
"Thats good adventurer" ~ Grue on Pireninja playing zork
"Another n00b, so dull" ~ Admin on pireninja
"No Oscar Wilde quote, how is this possible" ~ captain obvious on this page
Pireninja[edit | edit source]
Pireninja is a British doomsayer born in the third empire of great britain, dimension 4730. He has supported the Uncyclopedian republic for as long as he knew it existed, through he has not made much effect on the public he once decided to get involved, however, he feared the gods of Uncyclopedia known as the admins. At some point in the future he graduated from the n00bs univercity of uncylopedia and got a free kitten which he promptly hufffed, a free potato which he promptly sacreficed to sophia and this sweet badge.
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It would be the proudest day of his life.
Dimensional transport device[edit | edit source]
As he was born into a universe which was far from isolated his parent know only as your mom kicked him out at a young age. He spent his early years working to protect the ninjas kittens from pirates who wished to huff them. As he had to fight pirates the ninjas tried to train him into a ninja, unfortunately he didn't like the training so ran away and became a pirate. This worked for him. After a while he was thrown into a space longboat and made captain of this reasonably pathetic ship. He spent the next few months installing and universal jump drive, it worked but he couldn't use it. After hundreds of random universe jumps and almost getting eaten by a grue and molested by Oscar Wilde he crashed into Uncyclopedia. As he didn't make a account no one saw him, thinking planing, the defeat of his two worst fears.
Wikipedia[edit | edit source]
He planned to destroy the hundred of thousands of Grues by ripping his universal transport engine open and unleashing the monsters of Alternate Universe 947 (which he had briefly visited, it was worse then the gruniverse)on the Uncyclopedia server. His plan was near the final stages when finally he saw the wikipiedia site. He was so scared he joined Uncyclopedia and gave up on universe 947.