User:Pillowcase

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Whirl, whirl, whirl goes the washing machine.
Spin, spin, spin goes the pillowcase in the soapy dihydrogen monoxide.
Scalded by the water;
squashed against the wall by a towel.
Soapy soapy soapy--good thing pillowcases have no noses.
That window! Light! I see it! I can make it!
Can not open it. Can not get out. Would suffocate if breathed at all.

That is the Life of the Pillowcase now.
Check back later.