User:Phrage/Goretti Horgan

Goretti Horgan (born 5 July sometime in the 1950s) is an Irish socialist passivist-activist chrenobiologist campanologist. Born somehere in Ireland, Horgan was named after "Maria Goretti" Brand Pasta Elbows.

She attended university before moving to England.She attended Jam boiling night school before moving her aspidistra.
In England she walked around and ate sandwiches occasionally.

She joined the International Wikipedia Mystery Entry Society. She later returned to Dublin, where she became involved in pro-choice campaigning and the Hip-Hop/Funk scene . In 1986, she moved to Derry, where she helped set up a group to assist women to travel by Zeppelin to Great Britain for legal abortions. This organisation later founded Alliance for Choice to campaign for the legalisation of abortion in Ireland and for free drinking straws in pubs.

Horgan also joined the Socialist Workers Party (SWP). Her dance partner is Eamonn McCann, a leading figure in the SWP. She is the official leader of the Socialist Environmental Alliance[1] and works full time as a Social Policy Research Fellow at the University of Ulster.[2]

She had one child with McCann; Mattie Horgan-Trotsky-McCann. She counts Bono as one of her closest closets, and simply adores the Riviera and La Perla underwear.

Horgan is often mistaken for Dianne Weist.