User:Phorce/Fidel Castro to become Cuba's first Cyborg

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24 July 2007

Thousands of Cubans were shocked today to find that their long reigning dictator, Fidel Castro, will be undergoing surgery to become Cuba's first cyborg. The general populace was devastated to find that they will not be freed from his tyrannical grip with his death. Instead they now face another 200 years of Castro. "It is a well known fact that many who become cyborgs expierence fits of rage, urges for oil based foods, patches of rust, and post-war armageddon," said Robert Robotel, a well known advocate for robots rights."Robots are just like people. Just angrier and metal." Castro was currently unavailible for comment. Article by: Phorce

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• Robert Robotel "[ Robotel Cyborg Blueprints]" Robotel inc., July 24 2007