User:Peter The Great

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British flag.gif This user is a total UKer,
and wants to steal your country.
(British Uncyclopedians)
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable balloon. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and navigates at the balloon.

Hello, I'm Peter The Great. My username was chosen because... well, I'm Peter, and I'm great. It has nothing to do with Peter the Great of Russia. Yes I know there's a great big threatening image of him below, but that was added because before I got an opportunity to create this user page, someone else beat me to it. But I've decided just to leave it there anyway.