User:PermNasty/Sketch sawyer

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Sketch celebrating at a post-game victory party for the Alcoballics professional kickball team.

Sketch Ram Sawyer (Born Feb 14, 2010 in Bentonvegas, AR) is a child prodigy, artist, poet, actor, songwriter, entrepreneuer, and all-around American.

Early Life[edit | edit source]

Sketch is the youngest son of Paul Sawyer and Nikki Young. With a magical womb of the mother, sketch was born with a gestation period of only 36 hours and popped out of his mother at extremely high speeds. Sketch has unprecidented insticts and was able to take care of himself at the very unusual age of Day 1 and solving problems like the Goldbach Conjecture at Day 2 old.

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