User:Perestroika

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This user tends to fill the blank spaces with fake awards, pics, or anything he finds

Fuck no, that ain't right! You fool! Told ya' didn't enter Perestroika's lair! Now you have to confront... RED MENACE.

He usually has Известный всему миру артист за сво for breakfast
He, in fact, has и ударник Майкл Джайлз начали обсуждать созд for breakfast
He prefers You and Your mom BAT FUCK INSANE

Ok, ok, keep cool... they arent THAT tough. The look ugly... I mean, one is bald: that makes him a bastard, and he'd stab you in the back, if he'd get the chance. You can't trust that one. The other one WONT STOP SCREAMING, like a motherfucking BAT FUCKING INSANE, he WONT STOP, and I JUST WANTED HIM TO STOP, and he will kill you if you don't do it first. And the third. Looks quite gay. Maybe he is normal and he kills you right away... but who assures you he ain't a sadist that will keep you alive and suffering for days? Kill or die, I say. I SAY, goddamit.