User:Pazler
PAZISM - THE ONE TRUE RELIGION[edit | edit source]
Pazism is the following and worship of the teachings and related techniques disovered by British author P.S Kaler compiled and bound together legend has it over one hundred thousand years. The co-founder of this ancient yet newly rediscovered religion is scientest Dr D.M Potter. The years following from 2000 had the two researching across the globe after uncovering in a previously undiscovered tomb (in the depts of egypt's valley of the dead) the whereabouts of the Lost Kingdom of KING PAZ.
Yet as the two later discovered locating the Lost Kingdom of KING PAZ was not so simple a task. The map indicated a position off the coast of england as the position of the kingdom, and diving down they did find the remains of a dead city but it was not the fabled kingdom but to their surprise it gave refrence to many other kingdoms all relating to KING PAZ. So after getting grants from the UK government they scoured the globe investigating their leads. At first it seemed the catacombes of the citys they found were nothing more than lost ancient civilizations treasures in there own right but not the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. It was not until they plotted the locations of all the cities they found on a single globe that they realised the significance of their findings- they had visited cities aound the world, visited cities in every continent and all gave refrence to KING PAZ, all had statues of KING PAZ, and all were dated from before 600BC- it seems impossible yet it there was a point in history where the whole world was ruled by a single entity from before a time where such a feat was even feasible, but those were the facts presented to them. Then something even more spectacular was discovered when they placed the coordinates of the of places they had found into a computer- they all centered in on a singular point- the Lost Kingdom of KING PAZ.
What Is Pazism[edit | edit source]
Pazism is the new religious craze that is taking the world by storm. The exulted leader of pazism, has vowed to make the world a better place for all those who follow the sacred teachings of King Paz aka Avatar Pazler.
The religion itself is really just getting off the ground people, But many billions of people worldwide are queuing up to join.
More information on Pazism can be found at http://www.dmpotter.co.uk/pazism.htm
It is a free religion to join unlike many others:
- Praying time £3 per hour
- Miracles (on special offer) buy 1 get 1 free
- Mootasisms £20 per session
- Visit from God aka King Paz himself * priceless*
- For everything else, theres PazCard.
