User:Paulmartini

Paul Martini is a relatively unknown person known for almost everything that doesn't exist.

hmm... this article is TOO SMALL!

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oh shut up, already. can't you see i'm trying to come up with something that isn't complete bull?

oh stop flattering yourself! you're still a complete ninny!

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fine... fine...

Paul Martini was the figment of the imagination of a man named-

Wrong!

what do you mean, wrong-

it's wrong

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but it's true!

no it isn't

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oh, shut up already, you two!

why don't YOU shut up!?

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how can i shut up? i'm just a load of text on the computer screen! pixels don't shut up!

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shut up, bold

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bold, is that ALL you say?

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ok! that's it! i hate you both! i'm leaving!

but you can't leave.

WHY not??

because you are just text on a computer screen. you'll just reappear as an Oscar Wilde quote.

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