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Robert Pattinson getting ready for beddy-byes

Robert Pattinson on sodomizing you

Robert Pattinson on your mother

Robert Pattinson on smoking

Robert Pattinson on waiting in the car park patiently until you get into your car and then kidnapping you

Robert Pattinson on breaking and entering your room

"Ugh! It's disgusting!" - Edward Pattinson on your face

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{{Q|I'm not sexy; I'm a dirty, disgusting bastard. I haven't showered in three weeks, and I've been wearing the same underpants for the past five days!|Robert Pattinson on self-deprecation

Robert Thomas Pattinson is an actor, model, musician, and 'brooding' genius.