User:Paragone

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This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Happiness is a warm puppy, said the anaconda. Help!
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This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.
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This user is an evil clone of Jesus.
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Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
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This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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This user reserves the right to hunt down and destroy Essex girls.
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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
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This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
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This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
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