User:Paddypower27
Paddypower27 is a peaceful, aggressive, quiet and loud creature that resides in Middle-Birth with many other gentle creatures such as Throbbits, Gelves and Dorfs. A great lover of toast soldiers with eggs, Paddypower27 amuses itself by playing strip poker with naked mole rats. Paddypower27 owns an excellent girlfriend, of whom he locks up in a cage at night and feeds peanuts to out of the goodness of his heart and by following mating rituals. Extremely fond of Somalians, Paddypower27 has never been seen, as those who have sighted this abnormal creature do not live to report it, either by death due to being hunted or by even looking at the mere creature. A bad sight indeed.
Here is a photo of the vicious beast found in a dead man's camera. As you can see, he likes to look good for the camera, but still killed the poor man afterwards.
