User:Oppressive-spatula

His life

Holy shitzle!!!

Oppressive-spatula, a militaristic piece of kitchen ware, was discovered sat in a dark corner one day in 1896 by Bill Gates, eating Gourmet Pearl cat food and listening to The greatest hits of Lil'Chris. Seeing as he was clearly mentally unstable, Bill took pity on him and bought him to the year 2006 in a new Microsoft TARDIS. As soon as he set foot in the glamour of urban Slough, he found the INTERWEBS, an place where he could be insulted by retarded 12 year olds, where he could have no freedom of expression, where he could make the shittiest youtube poops, and have cyber sex with 14 year olds on habbo hotel.

Although he is rumored to have been make die when reactor 2 blew up in Chernobyl, recent evidence suggests he is actaully teh antichrist.

20 things you didn't know about Oppressive-Spatula

1. He invented Wales.
2. He has a 26 1/2 inch penis.
3. He is the only person alive without a life.
4. Noooooooooboody does it, haaalf as good as him!
5. The number 5 is non-existant because he destroyed it with awesomeness.
6. He worte the soundtrack for The wizard of Oz 3: Dorothy goes to hell.
7. He invented Jaws V OHWAITTHEFUCKERSHUFFEDIT
8. He has created 5(ohwait that number doesn't exist) legendary cartoon characters; Roboduck, Binleg, Jerome the gnome, Big bird, and the nazi hydraulic duck.
9. There isn't a 9.
10. There isn't a 10 either.
11. There is an 11.
12. His favourite word is Pancreas.
13. He once raped Gordon Brown.
14. He shits stamp glue.
15. His favourite colour is beyond the human colour spectrum.
16. His gamerscore is 56 and a half million. He has every single achievement ever.
17. He knows where Wally is.
18. He is the stig.
19. He killed a sperm whale with he bare hands.
20. He weakened the dollar against the pound.
21. He can put a 21 in a list of 20 things.
22. Masterchief, John MaClane, Rambo, and Gordon Freeman refered to him as "badass"
23. He is the 11th doctor who.
24. If you stare at him long enough, you enter the "Clinton zone"

His favourite...

Game: Barbie horse adventures, closely followed by Barbie sexism lawsuit. Film: Japanese Haruko naughty schoolgirl hentai uncensored incest lesbian tentacle super rape 3!!! :3 Games Console: The puu, followed by the xbox 108048598325783257. Comic: Roboduck Age: 14 Youtube poop: Sparta remicks!!! Thing: Horse balls

HOLY FUCK

THERE ISN'T ANYTHING HERE. GO LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE.

Halo

Sorry chief. It's just not that good.

Sorry man.

Really bad uncyclopedia jokes

1. Oscar Wilde sayings
2. Russian reversal jokes (In soviet russia, {insert object here} {Insert action here} you!!!)
3. Repetition
4. Seriousness
5. Your mum.
6. Eurovision jokes.
7. Repeated jokes from Family Guy.

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